B.O.B.: Greetings, fellow Halloweeners. I just said "weeners."
Dr. Cockroach: [offscreen] B.O.B.!
B.O.B.: I just said "weeners." Tonight's story is a tale so scary, so horrifying, so shocking, so, so... so full of vegetables...
Dr. Cockroach: [offscreen] B.O.B., stick to the script!
B.O.B.: Oh, right. It all started with a spooky spaceship, mutant pumpkins and monsters saving the day! But that was only the beginning. So sit back and get ready for a story that is guaranteed to give you nightmares.
Dr. Cockroach: [offscreen] OK, wrap it up.
Carl Murphy: Come on, kids! Time for the costume contest. The winner gets their weight in candy!
B.O.B.: Avast ye, scallywags. That booty shall be mine! Now it's booty time! Hey! Me timbers being shivered.
Carl Murphy: Come on, B.O.B., that candy was for the contest.
B.O.B.: But it all tastes so good.
Zombie Carrot: But it all tastes so...
B.O.B.: Hello?
Zombie Carrot: Hello...
B.O.B.: Who's there? I've got a Nutter Buddy Butter Bar, and I'm not afraid to use it! Carrot! Whoa, kid, that is one scary costume. For a minute there, I thought you were a real carrot. And carrots really creep me out. Like that! That was creepy. You are a shoo-in to win that costume contest. Kids today and their papier-mâché. Hello.
Princess Girl: Mr. Murphy?
Wendy Murphy: That carrot made Carl a zombie!
Cowboy Guy: Creepy carrot! Danger! Danger! It's alive! It's a living carrot.
B.O.B.: I know, right? I totally freaked out the same way.
Cowboy Guy: Giddyap!
B.O.B.: Kid, you are killing with that costume.
Cowboy Guy: I'm getting out of here!
B.O.B.: Doc, how could you do this?
Witch Girl: Worst party ever!
B.O.B.: He was... He was just a...
Dr. Cockroach: Mutant zombie carrot. It must've been contaminated by one of the alien pumpkins.
B.O.B.: No!
Dr. Cockroach: And apparently the curse can be broken by eliminating the infected carrot. And that one carrot could've infected our brains and transformed us all into slack-jawed walking vegetables.
Missing Link: Doc?
B.O.B.: Whoa!
Dr. Cockroach: Kind of like that.
Wendy Murphy: Everyone, run!
Missing Link: Oh, man. I don't wanna be a zombie. What are we gonna do?
Dr. Cockroach: Well, we definitely know that we shouldn't blast them with this scanner.
B.O.B.: I definitely just blasted you with this scanner! I love this thing!
Missing Link: Back! Stay back. B.O.B.!
B.O.B.: Thank me later!
Dr. Cockroach: No!
B.O.B.: Bang, bang, bang!
Missing Link: Doc! We're completely surrounded!
B.O.B.: No, we're not. Now we're completely surrounded.
Dr. Cockroach: It's Monger!
General W.R. Monger: Lock and load, cowboys. The cavalery has arrived. Nobody told me they can leap.
Dr. Cockroach: Quickly, now. Create a barricade.
B.O.B.: There's a jet-packing zombie general with an army of carrots out there... The more that I shoot them, there's more of them, and I don't like carrots...
Dr. Cockroach: B.O.B., calm down! Talk slowly.
B.O.B.: Zombie general, army of carrots...
Dr. Cockroach: B.O.B., just get the back door!
B.O.B.: I'm on it. Where do you want it?
Dr. Cockroach: Oh, dear.
Missing Link: Give me that. Well, well. If it ain't the gruesome twosome.
B.O.B.: Now go on. Get out and stay out! Hey, Link.
Dr. Cockroach: B.O.B., time to go!
B.O.B.: I forgot the pickle. Cotton candy, bubblegum! Go, team, go, and beat those bums! Yeah! All right!
Dr. Cockroach: B.O.B., focus. Zombie problem. Oh, no! B.O.B. I can already see it. The vacant, lifeless expression. They've already infected your brain. But hear this, zombies, you may take my brain, but you will never take my dignity!
B.O.B.: Come on, pull yourself together. I know this is scary, but we're gonna get through this. And when we do, here is my number. Call me.
Dr. Cockroach: Of course! B.O.B., how can a zombie infect your brain when you don't even have one to infect?
B.O.B.: What?
Dr. Cockroach: B.O.B., you're immune!
B.O.B.: Zombie carrot! Hold still, Doc! I'll get it.
Dr. Cockroach: And if you're immune, you can save us all. There's only one way to stop the zombies and save your friends. You must eat all... carrots!
B.O.B.: What was that last part?
Dr. Cockroach: You must eat all the carrots!
B.O.B.: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
General W.R. Monger: Don't cry, little monster. Uncle Monger is got enough carrot puree to feed for your entire life. Jerry! Bring over the feed hose asap! The baby is hungry!
B.O.B.: Eat the carrots, save your friends. Eat the carrots, save your friends. You know what? It's easier if I just make new friends. Here are four new friends already. Quick, to the rooftop, where we'll get a great view of our new future together. Eat the carrots, save your friends. Excuse me, son. That's my girl. Not this time, amigo. I can't do it! Oh, yes I can. You guys are going down. Right down into my belly. 'Cause I'm gonna eat you. I did it. I eat all my vegetables! And now it's time for dessert. What? But I eat all the carrots. The curse should be broken. I don't understand. Why are you guys still zombies? I eat every single carrot. You!
Zombie Carrot: You...
B.O.B.: Come on, guys. I only missed one carrot. Hey, that's my Nutter Buddy Butter Bar. You wouldn't dare. You just crossed the line. Wow, chocolate-covered carrot. Still disgusting.
Missing Link: Whoa!
Dr. Cockroach: Well done, B.O.B., you broke the curse!
B.O.B.: You guys! It worked!
Dr. Cockroach:I knew you could do it!
B.O.B.: Not so hard, really full. And so, there you have it. I saved the day because those silly little carrots had absolutely no effect on me. Unlike you. Right, Bubbles? So, remember, kids: Eat your veggies or they just might eat you.